What's your favourite kind of cheese, and in what situation?

[theASSociates]

WARNING!!! SMOKE MARIJUANA BEFORE READING (or else you'll completely waste your time)


For me cheese is the make or break for a good meal. There's always a place for cheese. If your eating a meal without cheese somewhere then GODDAMN IT YOU FIND SOMEWHERE FOR CHEESE. Who the fuck eats a hamburger when they could have a cheeseburger, and if you're too cheap too pay for a cheeseburger then FUCK YOU!

As i begin to think about my favourite cheese i find it very difficult to pin-point one singular cheese that stands above all the other cheeses. Is it cheddar? Is it swiss? Is it extra old cheddar? (probably. I like my cheese like i like my women - old & bitter).

I know one thing for sure - it aint american cheese. I can recall, as a giddy teenager visiting New York city and going into a deli and lo and behold, there was a new cheese to choose - American Cheese! I was so excited i ordered a couple slices as is. After a bite i realized that AMERICAN CHEESE IS NOTHING BUT SHITTY PROCESSED CHEESE. It doesn't deserve the cheese moniker, and should have a ridiculous sub-name added to it - like WHIZZ or ZHITT.

My favourite situation to eat cheese is during a meal of some type, or a cheese related sex activity. My least favourite situation to eat cheese is when i'm already eating cheese, or if i'm running for my life.

Anywho - what do you think?

Ryan Dunlop


(Did i just write that much about cheese?)

[jake iannarino]

Wow. That was amazing. You must smoke some GOOD weed to have just written that. I mean, I'm into cheese and everything, but DAMN! I guess I would have to say that my favorite kind of cheese is the stuff on mcdonald's cheeseburgers. I'm not sure that it's really even cheese, but it's DAMN good. I like to make mac and cheese and throw a slice of kraft or two on it. Damn is it good! Sometimes, i will fill my bathtub with cheeze whizz, jump in and just start jerking it. I mean i will REALLY go to town on myself. Hope that helps you out!

[Ricky Shore Sings the Blues]

I like havarti, especially when I'm feeding it to my cute dog as a treat! woof woof

[jake iannarino]

Seriously, what got you talking about cheese? I like the subject. Random.

[theASSociates]

Well, i've never started a discussion on the internet before, and this is a fairly new site here, and i was really high, and it all seemed appropiate at the time.

Food is my favourite topic of discussion. You can tell a lot about a person by asking what they'd eat in certain situations - like their death row meal. Ask someone what their last meal would be if they were on death row and they'll take their time to really think about it. Never mind the fact that they'll NEVER BE ON DEATH ROW. (Well in Canada at least).

I'll post another random rant soon enough.

[jake iannarino]

Death Row? Hmmmm. My last meal would be something COMPLETELY unhealthy. Why not? Worried about your waistline? Fuck it! A sack of Whitecastles with everything and an order of onionchips and 3 large pizzas. For dessert, i would have a cake with a saw baked into it.

[Serp]

Richard Cheese, that guy is fucking Hilarious.

[theASSociates]

I like Dick Cheese. Great covers. I love Rape Me

[tarafara]

his stuff makes me laugh!!

[BRANDI]

I followed the directions above before reading this, so I think I'm good to comment now. I agree American cheese is not real cheese. My favorite kind of cheese is shredded cheddar. You can put it in or on anything. I'm so glad that you can get it already shredded now, those box graters used to give me nightmares. I went through most of my childhood without knuckles because i was always grating cheese.

I've never had a cheese related sex activity, the smell of it doesnt exactly turn me on. I know Jake likes to jerk off in a bathtub full of cheese whiz, but there are just some places cheese shouldnt go on a woman.

[theASSociates]

Where'd you grow up, a pizza parlour?

I love shredding cheese - and still use a clunky ol' metal grating box. 3 sides of which i've never used. I can't even imagine what i'd use the side with the small holes and chunks of metal sticking OUT for. Some type of discipline action i guess.

[SillyBitch7]

If I could only choose one type of cheese 4 the rest of time, it would have 2 be a very sharp cheddar. I put cheddar on top of a plate of spaghetti w/sauce, then zap it in the microwave til it melts. Sounds weird, but if u love cheddar, try it. Hard 2 eat spaghetti w/o it! Mozzarella makes lasagna & pizza worth eating... String cheese is only made well in Wisconsin. When I lived in Milwaukee, I used 2 go 2 work, hit the bars & eat 1 or 2 string cheeses w/my beer 4 dinner. They are huge in Wisconson, the crap they sell in the grocery stores is one third the size & flavor never comes close. Yessir! I love cheese. I agree w/Brandi, not a turn on, however I'm glad that Jake enjoys it so well...A big block of cheese could make a good weapon, if u threw it really hard or dropped it off a building onto your nemesis! Might take out a front end or windshield at highway speeds...Cheese also makes a fantastic gift 4 loved ones.